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[InsolentWretch]

Sung to the tune of "I want candy" by Bow Wow Wow

I WANT SPACE RAY

I know a guy who's tough but sweet, he's so fine, he can't be beat
He's got everything that I desire, sets the summer sun on fire

I want Space Ray, I want Space Ray

I can see him when the sun goes down, ain't no finer boy around
You're my guy, you flew down to meet me, so sweet of you to trick or treat me

I want Space Ray, I want Space Ray - yeah

Space Ray on the moon, there's nothing better
But I like Space Ray when he’s wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine, then I'll have Space Ray all the time

I want Space Ray, I want Space Ray
I want Space Ray, I want Space Ray

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

[arieldan1]

That is awesome Insy!!  (Not to mention I'm a fan of "I Want Candy" by BowWowWow!)!

[Hadria]

Sung to the tune of "I want candy" by Bow Wow Wow

I WANT SPACE RAY

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Insy, you rock!! 

[InsolentWretch]

DAGONET
(Sung by Kynkari to the tune of Lionel Ritchie’s “Lady”)

Dagonet, you’re my knight in icy armor and I love you
You have made me what I am and I am yours
My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you
Come hold me in your frozen arms forever more

You have gone and made me such a fool
I'm so lost in the frigid depths of your love
And oh, we belong together
Won't you believe in my snog?

Dagonet, for so many years I thought I'd never find you
But I dragged the lake and then I found you whole
Forever let me wake to see your glacial features
Let me imagine you *grunt* softly in my ear

In my freezer I see no one else but you
There's no other love like our wintry love
And yes, oh yes, I'll always want you near me
I've waited for you all summer long

Dagonet, your frosty love's the only love I need
And beside me is where I want you to be
'Cause, my permafrosted love, there's something I want you to know
You're the love of my life, you're my Dagonet

[Camamar]

Your songs are brilliant, Insy!  :idee:

Romantic    and at the same time -- very silly.   

[InsolentWretch]

MY TONY AMOR sung to the tune of My Cherie Amor by LabiaoftheJulii

La la la la la la
La la la la la la

My Tony Baynham, handsome as a summer's day
My Tony Baynham, distant as the Milky Way
My Tony Baynham, big cocky man that I adore
You're the only one my heart beats for
How I wish that you were mine

In a cafe or sometimes on a crowded street
I've been near you, but you never notice me
My Tony Baynham, won't you tell me how could you ignore
That behind that little smile I wore
How I wish that you were mine

Maybe someday you'll see my face among the crowd
Maybe someday I'll share your little distant cloud
Oh, Tony Amor, big cocky man that I adore
You're the only one my heart beats for
How I wish that you were mine

La la la la la la
La la la la la la

[Lotis]

I WANT SPACE RAY
DAGONET
MY TONY AMOR

   

Hey, eight more and you can cut an album!     

 

[InsolentWretch]

Sung by the Dangles(all the Savage Cunny Hens) to the tune of Walk Like an Egyptian by the Bangles

*pinball* AN EGYPTIAN 

All the old, boring leading men
They can't compare to Ray don't you know
If they move too quick (oh Ray oh)
They're falling down like a domino

All the world's hens use their cash
They got their money on a jet
Frequent flier miles(oh Ray oh)
Go to Rome and find Ray on the set

mj and magi with the hookah pipes say
Ray oh Ray oh, Ray oh Ray oh
*pinball* an egyptian

The RaVmaniacs post their links
They jump around over all the internet
They've got the moves (oh Ray oh)
You post your pic then they break a sweat

All the girls so sick of wimps
They like the hunk and the manly men
When the buzzer rings (oh Ray oh)
They're *pinballing* like an egyptian

All the fans on the b-boards say
Ray oh Ray oh, Ray oh Ray oh
*pinball* an egyptian

Slide your feet up thighs, bend your back
Shift your arm then dig nails in his hide
It may get wild (oh Ray oh)
So hang on tight for the bumpy ride

If you want to find all the hens
They're hanging out on RS.com
They sing and dance (oh Ray oh)
And chatter about Ray the big phenom

All the japanese with their yen
The party gals call the kremlin
And the chinese know (oh Ray oh)
He *pinballs* an egyptian

All the chicks in the Hen House say
Ray oh Ray oh, Ray oh Ray oh
*pinball* an egyptian
*pinball* an egyptian

[Lotis]

Oh Ray Oh!

[Camamar]

heeeeee!  Thanks for that laugh! And it was nice thinking again of that scene where Titus pinballs Cleo!   

[InsolentWretch]

Ah, ya lazy fuggers!

You don't have to do it like me!  I'm just a silly nutter.  Just dedicate one of your favorite songs to Ray.  Or you can do a really simple one like this...

OH GRAHAM BRAITHWAITE  
sung to the tune of Camptown Races

Good Graham Braithwaite shag me now
doo dah doo dah
Bad Graham Braithwaite shag me and how
oh doo dah day
We can shag all night
We can shag all day
Hot Graham Braithwaite shag me now
Let's have a roll in the hay

[Hadria]

My song dedication to Ray:

Why Don't We Do It in the Road, by the Beatles.

  

  <---Ha ha! Funny!!

[Camamar]

Ah, ya lazy fuggers!

You don't have to do it like me!  I'm just a silly nutter.  Just dedicate one of your favorite songs to Ray.  Or you can do a really simple one like this...

OH GRAHAM BRAITHWAITE  
sung to the tune of Camptown Races

Good Graham Braithwaite shag me now
doo dah doo dah
Bad Graham Braithwaite shag me and how
oh doo dah day
We can shag all night
We can shag all day
Hot Graham Braithwaite shag me now
Let's have a roll in the hay

  Another good one, Insy! I luurrrrve Graham....or I'd love to have him for about 3 hours and then show him the door.

Also love your comment on the Ray as Titus gallery pic where he's looking for the hen house.  Didn't want to clutter the gallery by commenting on your comment.

[JaxiB]

Haha,  all brilliant - I am impressed with all the fantastic lyrics.    Well done!

[InsolentWretch]

Romanic Monday by the Dangles

Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Titus Pullo
By a crystal blue italian stream

But i can't be late
'cause then i guess i just won't get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

It's just another Romanic monday
I wish it was sunday
'cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another Romanic monday

Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if i had an air-o-plane
I still couldn't make it on time

'cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what i'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there

All of the nights
Why did HBO have to pick last night
To play Rome
Doesn't it matter
There's already Desperate Housewives and
Extreme Makeover for homes

Titus tells me, "My little honey,"
"British women, now that's savage cunny"
Time it goes so fast
When you're having fun