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Author Topic: A Kiss with Volstagg (Thor)  (Read 3833 times)
sparkle13
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« on: November 10, 2012, 04:41:09 PM »

not real Ray Stevenson- real Ray family man etc see other topics

Volstagg-how to we go about this one -Volstagg the Volumous-based on Shakespeares Falstaff

We are in a great hall,and there is a great deal of carousing and eating great lumps of meat with daggers.
You are a serving wench and theres a great deal of overfondling a bottom slapping going on.Just as you are on you way back to the kitchens a huge drunken man and blocks your way.He throws you against the wall and pins your arms above your head.His disgusting fetid breath makes you reel back and you try to struggle but cannot get free.He stills and his eyes roll.he falls to the ground.Its not clear what Volstagg has done to him but he is unlikely to be grabbing wenches any time soon.
Volstagg roars with laughing and he looks in your eyes with a kindness and a rougish intent.With you consent this time he pins your wrists above your head and he kisses you, and you kiss him back,and he drags you over to the benches to sit on his knee to keep kissing between draughts of beer

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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2012, 07:28:31 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2013, 05:27:13 PM »

 
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2013, 02:42:47 AM »




What's that? A production photo taken through a window?
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2013, 03:42:50 PM »




What's that? A production photo taken through a window?
Ah.  I thought it was dummies in a department store window, rather like they had the Rome costumes in the window at Barney's in Beverly Hills?   :neen:
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2013, 04:59:20 PM »

wish he was outside my window ,wanting to be let in!
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2013, 02:28:00 PM »



What's that? A production photo taken through a window?


 :D
Makes me think of  "The Princess Bride": <a href="http://cdn.hark.com/swfs/player_16x16.swf?pid=rjxtrlnjwh" target="_blank">http://cdn.hark.com/swfs/player_16x16.swf?pid=rjxtrlnjwh</a> <- clicky



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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2013, 03:10:09 PM »


Turns out Volstagg should wear a puffed sleeve cerise pink dress and a helmet with massive feathers.I think Ray could pull it off.Hes comfortable in his masculinity.


also just spotted handlebar moustache another must for the new film I think
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2013, 06:00:00 PM »


ooooohh silly me not a dress-its a pink playsuit-i still stand by my claims if anyone could pull it off ,he could
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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2013, 06:16:12 PM »

 
no cant do this now-its turned into apink tracksuit and it looks like hes turned into a blueberry like in charlie and the chocolate factory-he would have to be taken away to be squeezed by umpa lumpas and i dont think theyve got any of those in Thor.I dont think his ice water vest would do much good if they made him as fat as that   :neen: sorry gone a bit mad again so off to bed.Found some really good photos tonight will bring em to gallery this week.
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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2013, 11:54:33 PM »


no cant do this now-its turned into apink tracksuit and it looks like hes turned into a blueberry like in charlie and the chocolate factory-he would have to be taken away to be squeezed by umpa lumpas and i dont think theyve got any of those in Thor.I dont think his ice water vest would do much good if they made him as fat as that   :neen: sorry gone a bit mad again so off to bed.Found some really good photos tonight will bring em to gallery this week.
This is quite old now, but since we are talking Volstagg and fashions:

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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2013, 07:45:49 AM »

 :lol: Wing, that Volstagg doll ... oh dear...
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2013, 12:27:16 PM »

just love it-want one!
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